![]() | His touch: unutterably warm and delicious. His eyes: unspeakably beautiful. His feet: uncommonly like Barney Rubble's. Peek at them through the face cradle and say 'awwwwwww.' They're adorably paleolithic. But to the massage. This is not 'massage.' It's transcendental sensual healing. All I can think is that Zeus, determined to make the world's most astounding masseur, dumped Eros, a burly centaur, and some Tiger balm in a Cuisinart and out came Rainer. NOTE: Do NOT look into his eyes without consulting a doctor first, as they are so very gorgeous they may cause cardiac arrest. The effect is fatally enhanced by the raven black wisk broom eyelashes. Heat positively radiates from his hands. Sensuality emanates from his chamois-soft skin. His ... By Fortunato, Overall rating: 5 out of 5
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